Gabriel got me good again!
How the devil didn't it work?!
My plan was totally foolproof!
Oh, the genius of my infernal plan.
Gabriel will don those massage slippers, and...
There can only be one outcome!
Huh?!
Hold it!
Why are you wearing those like it's normal?
It's so obviously not!
Rumble
So it was you.
And then she got mad at me!
How in Hell do I beat her?!
Good evening, all you demons out there!
Hell Shopping Network
Welcome to the Hell Shopping Network.
Today we've got some special items
sure to make any angel cry uncle!
Speak of the devil!
First up today, we've got...
a .44 caliber magnum revolver,
the Devil Python!
S-So cool...
Episode 6 Satania's Counterattack
Don't you think it's a little early to play with weapons?
Are you in shock and awe?
I bought this dirty baby from the Hell Shopping Network.
It's a .44 caliber magnum revolver.
The Devil Python!
Raphi, shouldn't you be next door? Homeroom's about to start.
Wherever Satania-san is, so too shall I appear.
Don't.
By the way, what is the Hell Shopping Network?
It's a Hell TV program that sells too-good-to-be-true junk.
This magnum revolver was developed by Hell's very own Devil Corp.
With first-class ergonomic and aerodynamic design.
Reading straight from the manual?
Well?
Well, what?
Well, isn't it totally hella cool? Duh!
What a pain.
Satania-san, that isn't loaded, is it?
You bet it is. And with special ammunition.
Special?
Get a load of terror from this.
Anyone shot by this baby...
will be unable to stop laughing for ten minutes straight!
Satania-san...
You look so cool.
Sh-She lied!
You've descended to the throne of Hell's King of Hard-Boiled.
That may really be God's honest truth.
Yes, sing my praises!
She fell for it?!
Now, say your prayers, Gabriel!
It just goes to show that you reap what you sow!
Well, knowing you,
you won't surrender until you're shot to Hell.
You win.
Huh?!
I surrender.
What the heck can I do against a gun?
You win this time, Satania.
Huh?
Sorry, come again?
I said, I surrender. You win.
Gabriel finally admitted defeat to me!
No, stop. I'm hard-boiled. That means no victory dance.
Poker face. Poker face.
T-Too bad it's too late to change the highway you're on!
What's with your face?
You may admit your defeat,
but you still have hell to pay for all you've done to me.
I'm prepared for the worst.
Putting on a strong face?
Well, apparently, it's painless. Count yourself lucky.
Act your contrition through your explosive laughter!
Time out.
Wh-What?
You said it's "apparently" painless.
You haven't tested it yet?
Well, no...
Lemme see it a sec.
It'd be totally lame if it doesn't work.
Yeah, but—
C'mon, clock's ticking.
O-Okay...
No mercy!
Now, what did I tell you?
Are you okay?
Wait— Gabriel—
Lucky you, Satania. Looks like it really does work.
Curse you...
Gabriel!
This isn't the time for video games!
Fight me!
If you don't stop me now, the world will be
steeped long into chaos by my devilish actions.
Perhaps I'll begin by turning off your game console!
Try me. I'll turn your body into blood.
You always want to fight.
Why do I have to fight you?
To make it clear who's the superior demon!
Yeah, uh, I'm not a demon.
Just fight me! We'll settle this once and for all!
Too much work. Get lost.
No way! I'm not leaving until you fight me!
Shut up.
It appears that I'm needed!
How'd you just appear there?!
Wherever Satania-san is, so too shall I appear.
Don't.
Why do you freaks have to appear at my place?
You've challenged Gab-chan to a contest, yes?
Well, yeah...
I would like to oversee your match as referee.
Hell no! You're just gonna get in the way!
Oh, no, Satania-san. You're quite mistaken.
Huh?
When you triumph in glory and splendor,
who will tell tales of your valiant exploits?
I shall bear witness
and sing of your honor and majesty for posterity.
That is why I am here.
I see. You know a legend when you see one.
I grant you permission to stay!
Thank you, sir!
You can't give permission. This is my apartment.
Now, what should the contest be?
Good question.
How about shogi?
Sh-Shogi?
It's an intellectual game,
which makes it a perfect fit for you.
What do you think?
Intellectual...
An excellent idea! I am, after all, an intellectual.
Hey, like, do you even know the rules?
I can play, but you?
Shogi for Dummies
That goes without saying!
Shogi for Dummies
Hey!
I now grasp the rules in the palms of my hands.
The goal of the game is to take your opponent's king.
Pawn Silver General Bishop
King Rook
Knight Lance
There are a lot of characters I can't read, but whatever.
I'll let you have the first move. Let's get started.
So I can end this quick.
You won't look so composed for long.
Don't start crying in fear of my power.
Here I go!
King
Are you sure you know the rules?
A king commands neither men nor respect from the rear.
Only if he takes the lead himself will the soldiers follow.
Well? How will you counter this inventive and devilish move, Gabriel?
Huh?
Satania-san.
Offside!
Huh?!
"Offside"? What does "offside" mean?
What was wrong with my move?!
First two points to Gab-chan!
Why did Gabriel get points?!
I've fallen behind. I didn't know there were points in this game.
Shogi... It appears that it's harder than it looks.
But I won't let a mere penalty shake me.
On the contrary, I will stand firm and...
Pawn
Attack!
Who said the battlefield was limited to the game board?
Pawn
I've positioned my soldiers both inside and outside the castle
Pawn
Knight
Lance
Pawn
Knight
Lance
to attack Gabriel's king from all directions!
This is a true demonic formation!
Now, come at us from wherever you wi—
Double dribble. Two points to Gab-chan.
Again?! I don't get these rules at all!
It's your turn, Gab-chan.
'Kay. Then, I'll use my four points...
Huh?
...to bribe Satania's pawns.
You can use points like that?!
Aren't bribes against the law or something?!
There is nothing against it in the rules.
You'd better not be making them up as you go.
Next, I'll evolve the soldiers I bought.
Promoted Pawn
Evolve them?!
And activate my ultimate move.
Ultimate move?
By sacrificing four pawns...
My king evolves into God.
God?!
King
God
Hey! You wrote that on the piece!
This has to be against the rules!
Safe!
It's good?!
Take this! The Hammer of God!
King
The winner is Gab-chan!
Weak.
There's no way I can accept this!
Hey, you didn't know the rules but wanted to play anyway.
Fine.
I'll memorize the rules by tomorrow!
And then I'll challenge you again!
The Next Day
You wasted your time.
The penalty for the loser, Satania-san, is a bath in boiling water.
What kind of rules are these?!
I'm Class 1-B's president.
My specialty is mental math.
There is, of course, a reason I'm striking this pose.
It's because we're doing figure drawings in art class.
But...
Normally, models would pose like that—
just sitting.
Why am I striking a pose, you ask?
Because my partner is Kurumizawa-san!
According to her, this pose is "hella awesome" or something.
But to me, it's my public execution!
Prez!
Uh, wh-what?
Freeze!
R-Right!
I thought Tenma-san and Tsukinose-san were the class eccentrics this year, but...
I am the Archdemon Satanichia,
Dream
Queen of all Hell!
Dream
Naturally, I don't do homework!
Reality
And I have no intention of apologizing for it!
How do you like that? A demonic deed of the highest order, isn't it?
Prepare to meet your maker, fish!
But Kurumizawa-san is on another level entirely.
Apocalypse
Armageddon
Okay, Prez.
Clothes off.
This picture isn't hella awesome enough.
It's too ordinary.
Um, posing in the nude is a little—
Prez.
My pride as an artist is at stake.
I refuse to make compromises in pursuing my art.
Since when were you an artist?
But now I see that she's really taking this seriously.
I should cooperate as best as I can.
Not the top. The bottom!
What?!
I can't take my bottoms off!
I mean, I can't take my top off, either!
I can strike a pose that I think is cool, but...
Freeze!
Sorry!
Will the president be okay?
Sucks for her, getting stuck with Satania.
I hope she won't be too much trouble.
Yeah, wishful thinking.
How's yours coming along?
Almost done. It's coming out pretty well.
Really? Let me see.
Why did you zoom in on that?
I'm bored now.
Huh?!
What happened to all that passion you had?!
Your pose just isn't speaking to me.
It's my fault?!
Oh, no.
I'll feel bad if she can't finish her drawing because of me.
There must be something I can do to reinspire her.
Kurumizawa-san!
Huh?
What if, um...
I know, what if we used some props?
Props?
There should be plenty of them in the supply room.
Why not add one to your drawing?
I see!
I choose him!
I could turn him into a great work of art.
He's more of a subject than a prop...
He's not wearing clothes, either. He's perfect.
What's with the obsession with nudes?
Um, but the assignment is to draw a classmate.
I know.
I'll put your face on him!
Creepy!
I don't know about that.
So you want it on this?
I don't want it on anything!
Oh, come on.
Kurumizawa-san's inspiration is fading!
There has to be something else...
Eureka!
D-Double-sword style!
Uh, sure. Let's go with that.
Kill me now.
Sorry, Prez, Satania's a little...
Okay! I'll take them off! I'll take them off for you!
Huh?!
Wait, Prez! Keep your shirt on!
Let me go, Tsukinose-san!
It's my responsibility as class president!
That pose! Freeze!
The responsibility was too much for me to bear.
First Place
Tsukinose
What?
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
Setsubun
Lucky Beans
Demons out!
Right! So today is Halloween!
That awesome day when you get all the candy and pull all the pranks you want!
I don't care if it's Armageddon. Do you have to do it here?
And did you have to toss all my stuff outside?
I've got MMOs to play.
You forfeit the right to refuse us when you gave us only beans!
Dang, Halloween's harsh.
And what's with the weird get-ups?
They're not weird! I made these especially for today!
Man, do you have to get so excited over every little event?
Since we're in the human world, we should enjoy it to the fullest!
Exactly!
Shut up.
Forcing your way into people's homes, taking all the candy you desire,
venting your anger through pranks if they don't give you any...
Nothing could be more fun than this!
You sound like a total maniac.
There's still treats to be plundered here! I can feel it!
Say what?
We'll split up and search. Raphiel!
On it!
Hey!
Sheesh, does Halloween mean free search warrants or something?
Oh, right. I forgot.
I made a costume for you, too, Gab.
Nope. Not wearing it.
Aw, why not? I already made it...
No point, and it's stupid.
Besides, isn't Halloween about driving away demons and evil spirits?
And you demons are enjoying it?
Well, Halloween has basically no religious significance anymore,
and we demons need to adapt to the times, too...
Therefore, it is our conclusion that there is no need to eschew the occasion.
What is this, a press conference?
Oh, right. That reminds me, I already have a costume.
Huh?
I didn't expect her to care,
but I guess Gab was excited for Halloween, too—
My angel costume.
That's what you are!
Or, well, you know, you're just barely an angel now.
Just be careful, okay?
Barely an angel...
And since you're trying things on anyway, try this on, too.
Changing's effort. No thanks.
Oh, come on! You'll be positively adorable! Please?
Nope.
Don't be like that—
Nope.
Just a little—
Nope. Not gonna. I'm good.
Raphi, do you have a moment?
I'd like to dress Gab up in something cute. Be a doll and give me a hand?
My, oh, my!
What the hell is this?!
A werecat costume.
Not buying it.
I knew I was onto something.
One of us isn't like the others, and it's me.
Not that something else'd be better.
What shall we do now?
Hmm. Go to someone's house?
Potato Chips
I've got a place in mind!
What do you think you're eating?!
Those are my precious provisions!
We can't bother any strangers, okay?
No prob! It's someone we all know's house!
Someone we all know?
This?
Indeed.
Who lives here?
You'll see soon enough.
Sensei! Trick or treat!
It's our teacher's house?!
Sensei, I can explain!
This is, um, all a mix-up!
Vignette, calm yourself. This is permissible on Halloween.
Devil's Mission
Now this is a devil's mission.
You visit someone who won't have treats
so you're justified in playing a trick on them!
I get to get payback on the teacher without fear of repercussions!
I am such a genius.
Well, Sensei? Where are our treats?
No treats, no complaints if we play tricks on you!
Oh, my.
Get back here, coward! No treats means you wanna get tricked—
He has treats?!
Complete with goodie bag?!
Th-This is not enough to satisfy me!
Why not?
Offer me something more to my—
Ultimate Melon Bread
Limited-edition deluxe melon bread!
Nice, Sensei.
Th-Thank y—
Hey!
How'd I become the victim of a dog's trick?!
Trick or dog!